| Kow kow calqulator
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| Was a very smooth operator
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| Had himself a pet alligator
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| Kept it in a chrome elevator, yeah
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| When the sun began to shine
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| The alligator come outside
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| Kow kow played the chimes
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| Together they would go for a ride
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| As they travelled with a heavy load
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| They came across a dead horse at the side of the road
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| With two generals standing at each end
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| Fighting over whose fault it had been
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| And all that’s left was this war
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| And they couldn’t get things back together like they were before
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| Well, listen
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| Turn on your love light
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| Turn it on, let it shine
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| Inside your heart
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| Let it shine, turn it on Your love light
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| Turn it on Turn it on Let it shine
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| Inside your mind
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| So many times kow kow had heard it said before
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| Oh, don’t, lord, don’t go near that door
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| The cause of our evil you’ll uncover
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| Because of our misery you discover
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| Well, misery seeks it’s own company
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| Kow kow had heard it said
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| Now he sits there crying
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| Oh, with his hands across his head
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| Kow kow calqulator
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| Oh, a very smooth operator
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| Get back in your elevator
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| Kow kow calqulator
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| Turn on your love light
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| Oh, oh, oh, oh Let it shine |