| Ooh, ah
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| Ooh, ah
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| Ooh, ah
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| Ooh, ah
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| Enter Maurice
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| My dearest darling, come closer to Maurice so I can whisper
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| Sweet words of epismetology in your ear and speak to you of
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| The pompitous of love. |
| Even though our road is rough and
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| Long, for you to leave me at this time darling, must surely
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| Be wrong. |
| So come back and reconsider one more thing. |
| Maurice
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| Is the only one to make your little heart sing
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| Ooh mama ooh, ooh mama ooh
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| How can you do the things that you do?
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| Ooh mama ooh, ooh mama ooh
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| I’m gonna buy you some brand new shoes
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| I’m gonna buy you some brand new shoes
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| Enter Maurice
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| I don’t know why you won’t make no more apple pie. |
| Since you’ve
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| Been gone it’s been starvation mama, ever since I lost my
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| Probation. |
| Don’t you remember the time that you ended up in
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| Jail? |
| That’s right darling, it was Maurice who went your bail
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| Now, there’s just one more thing that I want to say before you turn
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| And walk away
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| Bom Bom Bom Bom do wah da di dit
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| Bom Bom Bom Bom do wah da di dit
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| Bom Bom Bom Bom do wah da di dit…
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| Darling please, don’t walk out that door, you must reconsider
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| Darling, you’ve done it so many times before. |
| It’s not too late
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| It’s never too late, precious one, for Maurice to love you
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| Just remember sweetheart, I bought myself a gun and I will be
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| The only one |