| I got out of work and I headed for the neighborhood beer joint
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| I sat around and had a beer with the boys like I always do Well I didnt have nothin to say anyway there aint no point
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| Theres just something bout a monday that always makes me blue
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| Well it was well after dark so I knew my wife and kids were waitin
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| And I guess I took a left where I generally take a right
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| Well I filled her up with gas, checked the oil at the texaco station
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| I threw the car seat in the dumpster and headed off into the night
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| Woo-ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh
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| Theres somethin bout a monday that always makes me blue
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| Well I headed south on 35 hell bent for vinyl
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| I hadnt never had her up past 55 before
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| Well somethin bout that little red line always looked so final
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| Buddy youd be surprised how fast a chevrolet truck can go Where a mans still a man if you know what Im talkin about
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| Well, I walked into the cadillac bar and I laid my cash down
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| I said «theres plenty more where that came from"and the lights went out
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| Well I woke up in a county jail cross the line in laredo
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| With a headache and a deputy staring at me through the door
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| Well he said «now how you got across that river alive, I dont know
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| But your wife just made your bail so now youre really dead for sure»
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| Now my wife, she called my boss and cried so I got my job back
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| And the boys down at the plant, they whisper and stare at me Yea well my wife can find a lot of little jobs to keep me on the right track
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| Well, but thats a small price to pay for a week of living dangerously
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| Yeah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-wee
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| Thats a small price to pay for a week of living dangerously |