| Ladies and gentlemen, attention please
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| Come in close so everyone can see
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| I got a tale to tell, a listen don’t cost a dime
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| And if you believe that, we’re gonna get along just fine
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| Now I’ve been travelin' all around
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| I heard trouble’s come to your town
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| Well I’ve got a little somethin' guaranteed to ease your mind
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| It’s call snake oil y’all, it’s been around for a long, long time
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| Say your crops’ll burn if it don’t rain soon
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| Ain’t seen a drop since the tenth of June
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| Well I can open up the sky, people have no fear
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| If you ain’t impressed yet, just tell me what you wanna hear
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| Well you lost your farm, so you moved to town
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| You get a job, they shut the factory down
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| Now you sit around all day long feelin' sad and blue
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| You need snake oil y’all, tell you what I’m gonna do
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| I can heal the sick, I can mend the lame
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| And the blind shall see again, it’s all the same
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| Well ain’t your President good to you
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| Knocked 'em dead in Libya, Grenada, too
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| Now he’s taking his show a little further down the line
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| Well, 'tween me and him people, you’re gonna get along just fine |