| Shopping spree for the family tree,
|
| Haven’t seen your family tree in quite a while,
|
| Too many sandwiches and wine,
|
| Sherry stains down your best mans tie, what a speech,
|
| The band arrives, the granny’s cry,
|
| The singer’s tongues in the barmaids mouth what a voice,
|
| Grandpa drank a drop or two,
|
| And his heads still sunk in the portaloo, what a man
|
| You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast,
|
| The disco’s late and he’s overpaid tonight,
|
| You got a diamond ring and a man who sings,
|
| The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice,
|
| And that’s just tonight
|
| The blue rinsed hairs, lift up their chairs,
|
| The band’s too loud, they’re off downstairs,
|
| What a noise,
|
| The bride and groom, they dance that dance,
|
| And the singer mimes, there’s still a chance,
|
| The barmaid smiles
|
| You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast,
|
| The disco’s late and he’s overpaid tonight,
|
| You got a diamond ring and a man who sings,
|
| The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice,
|
| And that’s just tonight
|
| Ha na na, ha na na
|
| Ha na na,
|
| Ha na na, ha na na
|
| You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast,
|
| The disco’s late and he’s overpaid tonight,
|
| You got a diamond ring and a man who sings,
|
| The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice,
|
| Ha, Grandpa drank a drop or two,
|
| His heads still sunk in the portaloo again,
|
| The bride and groom, they dance that dance,
|
| And the singer mimes, there’s still a chance, tonight,
|
| And the barmaid smiles |