| Starin' at the boob tube, turnin' on the big knob
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| Tryin' to find some life in the waste land
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| Fin’ly found a program, gonna deal with Mary Jane
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| Ready for a trip into hate land
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| Obnoxious Joe comes on the screen
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| Along with his guest self-righteous Sam
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| And one more guy who doesn’t count
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| His hair and clothes are much too out
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| While pushin' back his glasses Sam is sayin' casually
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| «I was elected by the masses»
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| And with that in mind he starts to unwind
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| A vicious attack upon the grasses
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| Well it’s evil, wicked, mean and nasty
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| (Don't step on the grass, Sam)
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| And it will ruin our fair country
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| (Don't be such an ass, Sam)
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| Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny
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| (You're so full of bull, Sam)
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| All will pay that disagree with me
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| (Please give up you already lost the fight, alright)
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| Misinformation Sam and Joe
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| Are feeding to the nation
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| But the one who didn’t count counted them out
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| By exposing all their false quotations
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| Faced by a very awkward situation
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| This is all he’d say to save the day
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| Well it’s evil, wicked, mean and nasty
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| (Don't step on the grass, Sam)
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| And it will ruin our fair country
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| (Don't be such an ass, Sam)
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| Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny
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| (You're so full of bull, Sam)
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| All will pay that disagree with me
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| (Please give up you already lost the fight alright)
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| You waste my coin Sam, all you can
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| To jail my fellow man
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| For smoking all the noble weed
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| You need much more than him
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| You’ve been telling lies so long
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| Some believe they’re true
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| So they close their eyes to things
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| You have no right to do
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| Just as soon as you are gone
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| Hope will start to climb
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| Please don’t stay around too long
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| You’re wasting precious time
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| Well it’s evil, wicked, mean and nasty
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| (Don't step on the grass, Sam)
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| And it will ruin our fair country
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| (Don't be such an ass, Sam)
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| Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny
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| (You're so full of bull, Sam)
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| All will pay that disagree with me
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| (Please give up you already lost the fight, alright) |