| FRIEND
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| So you’ve made a mistake
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| So you’re singing the blues
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| So you’ll take some time
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| Go visit some places —
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| MARY
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| You’ve got to be somewhere
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| Where there’s nothing to remind you —
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| Right?
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| FRIEND
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| What you need is a break —
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| I’ll arrange a nice cruise
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| You’ll relax a bit and
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| See some new faces…
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| CHARLEY AND MARY
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| You’ve got to do something —
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| Only never look behind you
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| FRIENDS
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| Right?
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| Best thing that ever could have happened
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| Right
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| So you’ll sit in the sun
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| You’ll come back with a tan
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| Then we’ll do that show
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| You’ve always been talking —
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| The side is retired
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| So we start another inning —
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| Right?
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| On a boat is such fun —
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| You’ll come back a changed man —
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| I’ve had lots of guests and
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| No one’s squawking
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| CHARLEY AND MARY
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| Feels like an ending
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| But it’s really a beginning —
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| Right?
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| FRIENDS
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| Best thing that ever could have happened
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| I say, best thing that ever could have happened —
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| Best thing that ever could have happened —
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| One more thing not to think about…
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| FRANK
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| Right
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| MARY
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| All right
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| Now you know:
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| Life is crummy
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| Well, now you know
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| I mean, big surprise:
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| People love you and tell you lies
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| Bricks can tumble from clear blue skies
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| Put your dimple down
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| Now you know
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| Okay, there you go —
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| That’s the sum of it
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| Now you know
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| It’s called flowers wilt
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| It’s called apples rot
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| It’s called thieves get rich
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| And saints get shot
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| It’s called God don’t answer prayers a lot
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| Okay, now you know
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| Okay, now you know
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| Now forget it
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| Don’t fall apart at the seams
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| It’s called letting go your illusions
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| And don’t confuse them with dreams
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| If the going’s slow
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| Don’t regret it
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| And don’t let’s go to extremes
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| It’s called, what’s your choice?
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| It’s called, count to ten
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| It’s called, burn your bridges
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| Start again
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| You should burn them every now and then
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| Or you’ll never grow!
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| Because now you grow
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| That’s the killer is
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| Now you grow
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| All right, nothing’s fair
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| And it’s all a plot
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| And tomorrow doesn’t look too hot —
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| Right
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| You better look at what you’ve got:
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| Over here, hello!
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| Okay, now you know
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| Right?
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| FRIENDS
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| So you’ll find a new gal —
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| So you’ll write a new play —
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| In a month or two
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| You’re going to thank us
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| MARY
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| You may have missed one road
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| But there’s plenty more to follow
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| Right?
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| FRIEND
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| We’ll go through the canal
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| Up the coast to LA.
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| You’ll come see the place
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| I’m building at Trancas
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| CHARLEY
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| You hang around here, pal
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| And you’re only gonna wallow
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| Right?
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| FRIENDS
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| Right!
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| Best thing that ever could have happened!
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| MARY
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| I mean, you’ll come back
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| I mean, what’s the fuss?
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| CHARLEY
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| I mean, sea and sun and comfort plus
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| CHARLEY AND MARY
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| I mean, after all, you’ve still got us
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| FRIENDS
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| Best thing that ever could have happened!
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| Best thing that ever could have happened!
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| Best thing that ever could have happened!
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| It was all getting much too complicated…
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| Best thing that ever could have happened!
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| FRANK
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| Right!
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| You’ve gotta let go
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| Gotta do it from scratch
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| Take a long deep breath
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| Go back to your sources
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| A little vacation
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| Which is all about forgetting —
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| Right?
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| ALL
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| Right!
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| FRANK
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| Right!
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| Then we’ll do a new show —
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| No, we’ll do a whole batch —
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| Maybe one that’s all about divorces!
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| I mean, a divorce court —
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| What a fascinating setting!
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| Right?
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| ALL
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| Right!
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| FRANK
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| Right!
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| ALL
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| Best thing that ever could have happened…
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| Best thing that ever could have happened…
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| I say, best thing that ever could have happened…
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| It’s your time, your time…
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| Yesterday is done
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| See the pretty countryside
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| Soon enough you’re merrily, merrily
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| Rolling along…
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| Rolling along…
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| So you’ll sit in the sun
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| You’ll come back with a tan
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| In a month or two
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| You’re going to thank us
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| It’s your time…
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| It’s your time…
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| What’s your choice?
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| It’s called, count to ten
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| It’s called burn your bridges
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| Start again
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| You should burn them every now and then
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| Or you’ll never grow!
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| Because now you grow
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| That’s the killer
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| So now you grow
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| MARY
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| You’re right, nothing’s fair
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| And it’s all a plot
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| And tomorrow doesn’t look too hot —
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| ALL
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| Right, you better look at what you’ve got:
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| Over here, hello?
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| Over here, hello!
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| Now you know!
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| Now you know!
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| Right!
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| Right!
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| Right!
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| Right!
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| Now you know! |