| There was a woman in our town and in our town did dwell
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| She loved her husband dearly but another man twice as well
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| And sing Folder oh la la la …
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| She went down to the doctor to see if she could find
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| Anything in the whole world to make her old man blind
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| And sing Folder oh la la la …
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| Oh take him sixteen marrowbones and make him eat them all
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| And when he’s finished he’ll be so blind that he won’t see you at all
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| And sing Folder oh la la la …
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| So the doctor he wrote a letter and he sealed it with his hand
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| And he sent it up to the old man to make him understand
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| And sing Folder oh la la la …
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| But the old man being a crafty bugger, he knew it all before
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| He ate them up and he says: 'Me dear, I can’t see you at all'
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| And sing Folder oh la la la …
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| Says he: 'I'll go to the river and there meself I’ll drown'
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| Says she: 'I'll walk along with you to see that you don’t fall down'
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| And sing Folder oh la la la …
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| They walked along together till they come to the river’s brim
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| So gently there she’s kissed him and she crept away behind
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| And sing Folder oh la la la …
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| She ran and she ran behind him to try to push him in
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| But the old man heard and he jumped aside and she went tumbling in
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| And sing Folder oh la la la …
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| So loudly she did holler and loud for mercy call
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| But the old man says: 'I am so blind, I can’t see you at all'
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| And sing Folder oh la la la …
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| She swam and she swam and she swam around till she came to the further brim
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| But the old man got the barge pole and he pushed her further in
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| And sing Folder oh la la la …
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| Oh it may take sixteen marrowbones to make your old man blind
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| But if you want to murder him you must creep up close behind
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| And sing Folder oh la la la … |