| Now as I come home so drunk, I couldn’t see, oh There I saw a horse, no horse should be there
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| I says unto me wife, tell this to me, oh How come the horse there, no horse should be there
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| You old fool, you silly fool, can't you plainly see, oh Nothing but a milk cow me mother sent to me, oh Miles I have travelled a thousand miles and more, oh Saddle on a milk cow I've never seen before |
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| And as I come home so drunk I couldn’t see, oh There I saw boots, no boots should be there
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| I says unto me wife, tell this to me, oh How come the boots there, no boots should be there
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| You old fool, you silly fool, can't you plainly see, oh Nothing but a flower pot me mother sent to me, oh Miles I have travelled a thousand miles and more, oh Laces on a flower pot I've never seen before |
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| And as I come home so drunk I couldn’t see, oh There I saw a hat, no hat should be there
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| I says unto me wife, tell this to me, oh How come the hat there, no hat should be there
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| You old fool, you silly fool, can't you plainly see, oh Nothing but a chamber pot me mother sent to me, oh Miles I have travelled a thousand miles and more, oh Sweat-band on a chamber pot I've never |
| seen before.
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| And as I come home so drunk I couldn’t see, oh There I saw a man, no man should be there
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| I says unto me wife, tell this to me, oh How come the man there, no man should be there
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| You old fool, you silly fool, can't you plainly see, oh Nothing but a baby me mother sent to me, oh Miles I have travelled a thousand miles and more, oh Whiskers on a baby I've never seen before, oh |
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