| Well hello there!
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| (Hello!)
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| Did you have a nice day?
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| (Nice day?)
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| I can tell by the look on your face
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| You’ve got some things on your plate
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| I am your robot
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| (Beep-bop-beep)
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| May I please take your bags?
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| (Bobbity-beep!)
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| Feel free to deposit your worries
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| Into the metaphorical trash
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| That passive aggression
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| Will do you no good
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| Try the direct approach
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| Then a solution we might broach
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| Once we move past it
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| We gotta think about tomorrow
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| I’ll take care of the chores
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| The critical thinking is yours!
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| You must remember
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| You’re only human
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| And you’ve come so far
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| Don’t give up now!
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| You’ve gotta keep going!
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| Keep your wits about you!
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| Face adversity
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| Remain complex and incomplete!
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| Hold it right there
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| (Stop.)
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| Give me that can of beans
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| (Hand it over!)
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| I will open it for you
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| You’ve got better things to do!
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| Do not worry
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| (Let it go!)
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| About little ol' me
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| (Ain't no thing…)
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| I was built for this
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| My purpose is your ease!
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| If you’re having difficulties
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| Going to sleep
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| Let me sing you a song
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| Help you drift along
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| Close your eyes, relax your limbs
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| Open your mind, let the dreams begin!
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| Just remember
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| To stand before you fly
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| You’re human only once
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| So give it a good try
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| Follow your nose, or just follow your heart
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| Oh, the choice is up to you
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| Nobody else but you!
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| While you were asleep
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| I was contemplating
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| Maybe I’m only human with rusted metal plating
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| And you’re the robot
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| Under constant repair
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| But that’s just silly
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| Why would a robot have hair?
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| I can make life simple
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| (With ones and zeroes)
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| You can make mine obsolete
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| (But, please don’t…)
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| Your memories they stick
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| Mine I can’t delete
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| We can both fake a smile
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| We can both be confused at times
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| We can both write poetry
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| And match simple rhymes
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| You must remember
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| You’re only human!
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| You’ve got a ways to go
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| So put on a good show!
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| Keep it murky, or make it
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| Crystal clear
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| Oh, the choice is up to you
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| No one but beautiful you! |