| Well who’s that walking down the street?
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| Hey cats, well I don’t know
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| But she’s got that look that says
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| She knows just where she wants to go
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| Even Hatchy’s Fancy Shoes
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| Can’t compare to the way she grooves
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| She’s shiner than The Spine
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| And Rabbit ain’t got nothing on her moves
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| Who’s that robot giraffe that’s oh so cute
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| The one that’s super charismatic and beautiful to boot
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| Should I tell them?
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| Well I’m GG the Giraffe
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| And everybody loves me, everybody loves
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| Me-e-e-e-e-e
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| Me-e-e-e-e-e
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| She’s GG the Giraffe
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| And everybody loves her, everybody loves
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| Her-er-er-er-er-er
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| Her-er-er-er-er-er
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| I am am so freaking adorable
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| You should send me gifts because if you don’t, that’d be horrible
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| I want a Lamborghini and a bucket of kittens
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| I don’t have thumbs, but I could use some mittens
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| Covered in gemstones
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| And maybe some super-expensive headphones
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| The kind with the super-deep bass sound
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| So I can jam out to the max around town
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| I actually don’t get to leave the house much, but
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| Well I’m GG the Giraffe
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| And everybody loves me, everybody loves
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| Me-e-e-e-e-e
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| Me-e-e-e-e-e
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| She’s GG the Giraffe
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| And everybody loves her, everybody loves
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| Her-er-er-er-er-er
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| Her-er-er-er-er-er
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| Alright, kazoo solo!
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| I have lots of friends all across the world
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| They just haven’t ever called, or even ever met this lonesome girl
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| But I have a gazillion followers on the social streams
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| I haven’t met them all, but I am sure that they love me
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| Because I am so genuine
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| Oh and I just remembered I always wanted a penguin
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| You know the kind that wear fancy bow ties
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| And serve you dinner just like they do for Mary Poppins and that Dick Van Dyke
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| guy
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| I guess it would also be kind of neat
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| If that penguin could keep a beat with his happy feet
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| So send one straight to my door
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| I’m sure they’ve got one down at your local penguin store
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| And make sure you send along some ice
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| Because I think they need that to survive
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| But I’m too small to reach the freezer in the kitchen
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| And maybe I could reach it with a step stool
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| But oh no wait the penguin still needs ice during shipment
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| So maybe you could put some ice in the box with it
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| And maybe that would just get wet, and it would break…
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| ‘kay, instead
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| Just ship the Lamborghini with the penguin in the passenger seat
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| And leave the engine running with the air conditioner on
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| For the penguin and the headphones and mittens in the backseat
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| Well I’m GG the Giraffe
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| And everybody loves me, everybody loves
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| Me-e-e-e-e-e
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| Me-e-e-e-e-e
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| She’s GG the Giraffe
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| And everybody loves her, everybody loves
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| Her-er-er-er-er-er
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| Her-er-er-er-er-er |