Lyrics It's Not Like I Like You!! - Static-P

It's Not Like I Like You!!

Girl: Wha-!
No one asked you!
Boy: I’ve got myself just a little bit of love that I wanna spend on you.
But baby, I’ll never get that chance to dance that romance with you,
Oh, No, cause,
You’re always hittin, HIYAH!
and kickin HUGH
And putting me down.
Giggle
I hope you don’t mean what you say.
But I keep seeing you stickin around
Like you can’t get enough.
So I stay and I wonder
How my hand would feel intertwined with yours
As of now though
Girl: (Spoken) What are you doing?
nothing but closed doors.
My girl’s a Dere
a Tsun-Tsundere
Just saying hi gets me a punch in the face.
And if I should compliment her, she starts to chase.
Girl: (Spoken) Hey!
That was a direct attack!
Boy: Oh, no!
The wild cat found my hiding place!
Girl: (Spoken) Stupid Octopus!
Take it back!
Boy: (Laughing) So, uh, how am I an octopus?
Girl: How am I a cat?!
Boy: Well-uh- Cats are cute!
Girl: Go away!
Boy: Can we get along?
You’re so headstrong.
Girl: There’s no way, go away, now so long!
Boy: Just talk to me and you will see.
Girl: That’s not fair, using flair you dummy.
Girl: I’ve got myself just a little bit of love that I wanna spend on NOT you.
Cuz baby, I’m afraid you’ll say, that it’s not okay with you.
Oh, Oh, cuz
You’re always laughin, chuckle and jokin boop
You look like a clown,
But I hope you mean what you say.
Boy: I do.
And I wonder what you would think
If I let my pride down, let it sink.
Could we hold hands, kiss?
Live our lives in gentle bliss?
Boy: We could.
Girl: Ah!
I’m not talking about you!
You’re not my Prince in this.
I’m not a Dere
a Tsun-Tsundere
I have a jello heart, I’m not that mean!
I’m not blushing, I was just rushing and forgot the sunscreen!
Boy: (laughs) Your smile is really cute though.
Girl: You’ll never see it from underneath my pigtails!
Boy: (Spoken) sigh Alright.
I just wanted to let you know.
Girl: Uh-um hey…
Boy: Are you okay?
Girl: Yeah well heheh.
Girl: Hey, hey are you free free today?
Boy: Oh ho ho.
Why do you want to know?
Girl: It’s not like I like you okay!
Boy: Alright cool, where do you want to go?
Boy: We could rent a boat and sail, find a bunny and feed it some juicy kale.
Girl: No that sounds really stupid.
Boy: Okay well how about a
Classy dinner by candlelight
Or scary stories til midnight,
So then I could hold you tight.
Boy: Ba da ba da ba
Girl: And get cheeto crumbs on me?!
No Way!
Girl: Okayyyy I think you’re a little dense.
I really do not like all of this talk you have in the present tense.
Ba ba da ba da
So listen here Buddy.
It’s all just a big fantasy you see inside of your head!
No!
So just say goodbye!
Boy: Sigh eh-whatever.
Girl: Ba ba da ba da!
Music Interlude
Girl: I’m not a Dere
a Tsun-Tsundere.
Boy: (My girls a dere- a tsun-tsundere)
Girl: Hey!
I can kick your butt even in this dress!
Boy: UH!
I digress!
So let’s just go to the park I guess.
Girl: (Spoken) You wouldn’t even know what to bring.
Boy: Oh, come on, will you please just say yes!
Girl: (Spoken) Geez Fine.
Baka Tako.
It’s not like I’ll enjoy it or anything.
giggle