| How many fantasies never make it past the pillow covers
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| How many of the great love songs were wasted on the lousiest lovers
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| How many sunsets performed for those who were bored by the colors
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| I am not one of the wise-men, man, no, I am one of the others
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| Waiting in the dark with a friend of mine
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| To rent the water park in the winter time
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| A landfill for the airheads
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| Welcome to the end of the line
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| It’s 11 at the Tunetown Airport
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| Midnight at the bottom of my drink
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| Big bang on the upstairs neighbors' floor
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| Apocalypse in the kitchen sink
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| I’ve been sleepin' like a rodeo mime
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| What’s a guy gotta do for a wink
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| When they spelled my name on the plaque wrong
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| They spilled my secrets into the rink
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| All in all it’s all a shrug
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| Lord knows I’m a polo chile, life’s horn holdin' locker room drugs
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| Undergraduate smoke stacks becoming one with the patterns in the rug
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| (For) my over, my under, my love
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| Is it the one with the checkered tattoo
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| Or the one with the tribal past
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| To pull a meaningful night spent in conversation
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| With the neighborhood somnambulist
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| Housewives of the N.W.O
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| Postcards from the checkout line
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| I never knew that I could feel so low
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| At such high hours of the night
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| Cue the pollution and play its theme
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| Saturday morning, car towed to the sea
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| Playin' with company money (ooh) never felt so green
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| My over, my under, my Queen
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| Adam and Eve’ers on a Dixie crack bend
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| Modern dance lessons for the spiritually grim
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| The zamboni driver dreams through the perspective of the kiss-cam lens
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| Some people love playing the bad guy
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| Some people love playing his friend
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| Some people love playing the pass line
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| Odds are it’s all the same in the end, if you know what I mean
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| For my over, my under, my Queen
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| My over, my under, my Queen
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| Cue the pollution and play its theme
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| (For) my over, my under, my |