Lyrics Bobby Brown - Starlite Rock Revival

Bobby Brown

Hey there, people, I’m Bobby Brown
They say I’m the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I’m dressin’sharp 'n'I'm actin’cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n'maybe later I’ll rape her
Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I’m too extreme
An’I’m a handsome sonofabitch
I’m gonna get a good job 'n'be real rich
(get a good
get a good
get a good
get a good job)
Women’s Liberation
Came creepin’across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I f**** this d**e by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my b**** in a vice, but she left the d***
I guess it’s still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
Oh God I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
An’I’m a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady… I don’t know which
(I wonder wonder
wonder wonder)
So I went out 'n'bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I’m still kinda cute
Got a job doin’radio promo
An’none of the jocks can even tell I’m a homo
Eventually me 'n'a friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower
Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my b*** till it makes me scream
An’I’ll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin', Thank you, Fred!
Oh God, oh God, I’m so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I’m a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I’m goin down,
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I’m goin down, etc.