| Happy Hearth’s Warming, they say in the street
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| Happy Hearth’s Warming, they think they’re so sweet
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| Words said so often that they lack any meaning
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| Why should I join in when I could be intervening?
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| Everypony loves this cursed holiday
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| But would they be better off with it out of the way?
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| Well, okay!
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| Say goodbye to the holiday
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| With my magic, I’ll erase it
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| The greatest gift that I give today
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| And everypony will have to face it
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| No more little games for you to play
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| After you say goodbye to the holiday
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| Goodbye, Hearth’s Warming, you had a good run
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| Goodbye, Hearth’s Warming, it’s over, you’re done
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| Finally set free from your forced celebrations
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| No need to reply to your trite invitations
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| Calendar shorter by a single day
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| Is my magic up to the test?
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| Time to see, I can’t delay
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| Say goodbye to the holiday
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| Prepare the spell, no hesitation
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| All memory shall fade away
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| See Equestria’s new transformation
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| No more shall anypony say
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| Happy Hearth’s Warming!
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| After today!
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| After today… |