| News travels fast in a small desert town
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| So it wasn’t long at all before the word got around
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| That a killin’mad car was headed their way
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| So the sheriff and the boys were gonna stop him
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| Out on the highway
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| Right where it intersected big black rock
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| So it wasn’t long at all
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| Before the whole town was out standin''round
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| Hammerin’a nail and buildin’up a pride
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| In a roadblock
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| The mayor’s wife sat in the shade
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| And talked her way through a few good lies
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| While her husband practiced his acceptance speech
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| For a medal from the F.B.I.
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| And Granny rocked back in her chair and said,
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| Just what did this man do?
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| While some idiot kids from school
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| Ate the dirty sno-cones colored red, white and blue
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| At the roadblock
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| Then the local paper jumped the gun
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| And printed the big headline
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| Town is saved from killer car with roadblock at stateline
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| Three miles down the highway in a Chevy '69
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| Were a pair of crazy eyeballs
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| Jumpin’left and right in time
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| To an eight track tape playin’Foghat and Jethro Tull
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| And a gasoline soaked hand shiftin'
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| A little plastic skull
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| And on the arm a blue tattoo that read
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| I’m a son of a bitch
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| A map open on the front seat
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| Leather black as pitch
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| One foot slammed on the gas, no shoe
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| Just an argyle sock
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| Andthat car was screamin’wild down the highway
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| Like lightnin’towards the roadblock
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| Then all eyes turned down the highway
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| To a big cloud of smoke
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| And Granny went into a mild state of shock and started to choke
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| And then a boy up in a tree yelled out, Here he comes…
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| Then twenty men strong aimed and fired point blank
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| Nineteen shotguns…
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| Well the next day the sheriff just tried to stall
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| While they buried the body out behind a wall
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| The newspaper said, Killer still on the lam
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| Seems the boys at the roadblock shot the wrong man
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| Nobody really knew just who he was
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| He was drivin’a Camaro with dashboard fuzz
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| They all burned the car right there at big black rock
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| And no one ever said a word at all again
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| About a roadblock |