| Ragamuffin Dumplin' |
|---|
| Blow away |
| Brow away |
| Throw your lousy dough away |
| Watchin' sideburns growing |
| Gettin' lengthier than the hay |
| I’m a magic man |
| With a magic plan |
| In a royal exclamation |
| I’m the royal duster dan |
| When you pull the string |
| I’m just another favorite toy |
| But spend your time with candy |
| And your dentist gets annoyed |
| When i am a stooge (a stooge) |
| It never fails to fail to fail |
| Sit me on toy stool (toy stool) |
| I want the sand that’s in your pail |
| And a boat that sails |
| If i was a realie |
| I’d want a sgad of fester sores |
| Got none now but then i’d want |
| A million hundred more |
| Scaffold on the wrist (the wrist) |
| It does the same thing as a tape |
| For broken wrist the treatment (treatment) |
| Vitamins that have the shape |
| Of a busted grape |
| Ragamuffin |
| Tagamuffin |
| Sour dough ruffin muffin |
| Desperation jargon |
| Spittle-powered by a cork |
| I’m the magic man |
| With a magic plan |
| In an awesome thunderbolt |
| I’m the royal dumpling stan |
