Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Waiter, Oh Waiter , by - Stacey Kent. Song from the album The Changing Lights, in the genre Release date: 15.09.2013
Record label: Token
Song language: English
Waiter, Oh Waiter |
| Waiter, oh, waiter, please come to my rescue |
| I cannot understand a word that’s written on this menu |
| Not that I’m unaccustomed to this kind of smart cuisine |
| But what you’ve handed me is in a language I’ve never seen |
| And the way my companion here keeps gazing over at me |
| Makes me feel like I’m drifting further and further out to sea |
| Everything looks so frightening, everything here looks so nice |
| Oh, waiter, please waiter! |
| I really need your advice |
| Waiter, oh, waiter, I feel so embarrassed |
| If this is really french it’s not the kind they use in Paris |
| What is this crab and lobster foam? |
| What’s in this cassoulet? |
| While my companion’s so at home, so terribly au fait |
| I need some words of wisdom I need you to take my side |
| For very soon I know will come the moment to decide |
| Won’t you help me through this menu |
| Won’t you please just catch my eye |
| So waiter oh, waiter! |
| Please help me out tonight |
| Underneath that stiff tuxedo you must be human too |
| You’ll have had your days of heartbreak |
| And days when your dreams came true |
| So, waiter oh, waiter! |
| Please help me out tonight |
| Waiter, oh, waiter please come to my rescue |
| Oh let this be the sort of thing your service can extend to |
| Not that I’m unaccustomed to this kind of smart cuisine |
| But this menu is as baffling as anything I’ve ever seen |
| And the way he looks across at me with his sardonic gaze |
| Makes me feel I’m drifting further out into the choppy waves |
| Everything looks so frightening, everything here looks so nice |
| Oh, waiter please waiter! |
| I really need your advice |
| Underneath that stiff tuxedo you must be human too |
| You’ll have had your days of heartbreak |
| And days when your dreams came true |
| So, waiter, oh, waiter! |
| Please help me out tonight |