| Mary and Joseph drove into town
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| Searching for a place to stay
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| The moon was up, and his foot was down
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| A miracle was on its way
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| They tried the hotels, the motels, the bed-and-breakfast
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| Locals, but no one seemed to have any room
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| Better find a double room soon!
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| So where would Christmas be without
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| Mary and Joseph
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| Morecambe and Wise
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| Laurel and Hardy
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| Cracker surprise
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| Lights on the pine tree
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| And more aftershave
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| And not forgetting Jesus, who was born on Christmas Day
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| They found a place with a neon light
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| «TV», «Pool», and «Vacancies»
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| The man on the desk didn’t hear them right
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| When the two of them booked for three
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| They watched the TV
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| And deeply, she felt a punching neatly
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| And the heavens delivered this way
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| And it happened on Christmas Day
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| Christmas Da-ay
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| Christmas Da-ay
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| So where would Christmas be without
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| Mary and Joseph
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| Morecambe and Wise
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| Laurel and Hardy
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| Cracker surprise
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| Lights on the pine tree
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| And more aftershave
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| But not forgetting Jesus, who was born on Christmas Day
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| Mary and Joseph were so surprised
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| With admirers around the crib
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| There was something in their son’s eyes
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| That magnetically took one in
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| Like a Messiah and a fire
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| Like the tread around a tyre
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| That grip all roads
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| To faults you made
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| And it happened on Christmas Day
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| Christmas Da-ay
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| Christmas Da-ay
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| So where would Christmas be without
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| Mary and Joseph
|
| Morecambe and Wise
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| Laurel and Hardy
|
| Cracker surprise
|
| Lights on the pine tree
|
| And more aftershave
|
| But not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day)
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| Not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day)
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| Not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day)
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| Not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day)
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| And not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day)
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| Not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day)
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| And not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas Day)
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| Not forgetting Jesus, who was born on (Christmas) |