Lyrics South American Vacation - Spoons

South American Vacation

We’ve come far on mighty ships across the sea
Martinis on the upper deck
Unruly skies, a bit of wind decides our fat
Oh, no shuffleboard today
Rented car awaits the new found passengers
Destined for the tropical
Blown out tire, smiling faces in the bush
No, tourists never learn
South American vacation
Hot nights sitting at the terrace bar
Fighting 'bout the next day’s destinations
South American vacation
Hot nights swimming at the terrace bar
Canceling the next day’s reservations
It’s been hard to keep a sound mind in this heat
Planning our escape
South American vacation
Hot nights sitting at the terrace bar
Fighting 'bout the next day’s destinations
South American vacation
What I think we better do next year
We’ll take separate vacations