Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Emperors Clothes , by - Spock's Beard. Release date: 09.10.2011
Song language: English
The Emperors Clothes |
| Well I’m the man with the scam |
| And though I’ve never sewn a stitch |
| I’ve stumbled onto something |
| Guaranteed to make me rich |
| All I gotta do is fool one imperial nitwit |
| You’ll never not see clothes |
| Like you won’t see those |
| Every inch of stitchin' missin' |
| From your hat to your hose |
| And if one of those hose |
| Happens to have a hole in it |
| It’s not as if anybody’s |
| Gonna notice when it’s |
| The Emperor’s Clothes |
| Are fine |
| You’ll never see nothing finer |
| Nothin' like those |
| So right |
| That you’ll never see the like, the like |
| Well I just got into town |
| I took a quick look around |
| I heard you needed a suit |
| Opportunity found |
| 'Cos I’m the man that you need |
| I’m gonna make you some tweeds |
| I’m gonna make 'em so they’re |
| Magical, beautiful, that’s irrefutable now |
| Well only Philistines |
| Could look upon these things |
| From the Teddy Bear pajamas |
| To the nipple rings |
| And not agree with me |
| This is a suit like no other |
| They’re gonna gape and gawk |
| They’re gonna stammer and stare |
| 'Cos the fabric’s so fine |
| It’s like it’s not even there |
| You’re gonna give 'em a thrill |
| They’re never gonna get over |
| If I make it through this |
| I’m gonna be in clover |
| The Emperor’s Clothes |
| Are right! |
| You’ll never see nothing righter |
| So overexposed |
| So right |
| That you’ll never see the light, the light |
| Well today’s the day |
| I’m gonna make my play |
| I’m takin' my creation to the center stage |
| And I might lose a little |
| But I just might win big |
| You got the heads of the SLA, the NRA |
| The Sendero Luminoso, and the CIA |
| At least one of every other kind of |
| Hot shot and bigwig |
| They’re all comin' down |
| They’re gonna meet at the shindig |
| In The Emperor’s Clothes |
| All right! |
| You’ll never see nothing finer |
| Nothin' like those |
| So fine |
| That you’ll never see the like |
| Of The Emperor’s Clothes |
| All right! |
| That you’ll never see the like, the like |