| If you got the money for a rehab tour
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| You ain’t got a problem you can’t afford
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| I was very nearly clean, you know
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| 'Cos I only had twelve steps to go
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| The only time I’m drink and drug free
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| Is when I don’t have to pay for what I need
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| That’s rare, indeed
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| If your willpower’s weak, temptation’s strong
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| Lord knows how you’re going to get along
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| But the worst thing about your kind of disease
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| Is you know who can charge whatever she pleases
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| It’s 28 days for 13 grand
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| Better go get myself and insurance plan
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| She’s my man
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| I ain’t got to where I’m going to
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| By hanging 'round with people like you
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| But then again I ain’t never got
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| Anywhere I wanted to get to
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| I ain’t got to where I’m going to
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| By hanging 'round with people who ain’t my friends
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| But then again I ain’t never got
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| Anywhere I wanted in the end
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| If you got the money for a rehab tour
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| You ain’t got a problem you can’t afford
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| I was very nearly clean you know
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| 'Cos I only had twelve steps to go
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| The only time I’m drink and drug free
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| Is when I get my drugs and drink for free
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| That’s the mean
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| If your willpower’s weak, temptation’s strong
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| Lord knows how we’re going to get along
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| And I don’t think I’m gonna find Jesus Christ
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| So I’d rather spend my cash on vice
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| 28 days for 13 grand
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| Better go get myself an insurance plan
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| She’s my man
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| Do some knitting, get some rest
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| Group therapy gets me depressed
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| You might get banned if you relapse
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| We’ll take you back when you got some cash
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| You’re just as likely to find inner peace
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| By buying your stuff from off the street
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| Come on, come on
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| Step one: Kill the fun
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| Step two: Ain’t got a clue
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| Step three: Get in your tree
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| Step four: Get out the door
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| Step five: Get alive
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| Step six: I’ll let you know
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| Step seven: Remember six
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| Step eight: But being sure
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| Step nine: Get in your bed
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| Step ten: In bed again
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| Step eleven: In bed again
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| Step twelve: Go one back to one
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| And start, start it over again |