
Date of issue: 21.10.2014
Record label: Suburban Squire
Song language: English
Yes! We Have No Bananas |
I need not search for precious gold; |
Of wealth, I have my share. |
For with my eyes, I scan the skies |
And find my fortune there. |
A host of priceless dreams unfold |
In songs that bluebirds sing. |
The earth, the sea belong to me Im richer than a king. |
To add to things that money cannot buy, |
An echo brings this very soft reply: |
Yes! |
We have no bananas! |
We have no bananas today! |
Weve string beans and onions, |
Cabrillas and scallions, |
And all kinds of fruit and ****. |
We have an old-fashioned tomato; |
Long Island potato; |
But, yes! |
We have no bananas! |
We have no bananas today! |
Yes, we no-nje gotta de bananos. |
We no-nje gotta-da banano today, but one-a menoots! |
We gotta new kinda garlic |
When-a use-a dees garlic, |
It-a meka you stand apart-a from-a you friends. |
We gotta 64,000 watermelone! |
We don’t-a sell any, but the guy we buyem from |
Mama mia! |
Does he sell a watermelone! |
But-a yes! |
We no-nje gotta the bananas. |
Hey, why you-on? |
We no-nje gotta de bananos today! |
Yes! |
Ah, we have no bananas! |
What’s that? |
An half a banana? |
Now what good is a banana split? |
Uh-huh-huh-huh! |
We have a muttons, and buttons, |
And kippers with zippers, |
And pounds of devaluated pounds |
Banana: S T I N K ! |
They aint no stinkin bananas! |
Precisely! |
They aint no stinking bananas! |
Yes! |
Ah, we have no bananas! |
Pip pip, cheerio, and *******! |
Uh-huh-huh-huh! |
Yes, we aint got bananas. |
We aint got bananas today. |
We got pickles and crocks; |
We got bagels and locks; |
A bagel that’s-a done-a dipped in cement. |
We got delicious knishes and kosher champagne |
The kosher champagne there’s two cents plain; |
Pastrami, salami, matzos, and jam. |
You should pardon the expression: We even got ham! |
But yes, we aint got bananas. |
We aint got bananas today. |
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