| The song I’m going to sing to you,
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| Is sad and that ain’t half.
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| You’re not supposed to cry
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| Until I tell you when to laugh.
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| I knew a girl in Kansas,
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| Her name was Lucy Brown.
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| She tried to swim the river,
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| But she waterlogged and drowned.
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| Now laugh! |
| Hahaha! |
| Now laugh! |
| Hahaha!
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| You’re not supposed to cry
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| Until I tell you when to laugh.
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| My brother climbed a quince tree
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| To pick himself a quince.
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| He ate the quince and puckered up,
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| And we aint seen brother since.
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| Now laugh! |
| Hahaha! |
| Now laugh! |
| Hahaha!
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| You’re not supposed to cry
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| Until I tell you when to laugh.
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| An old man down in our town,
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| His name was uncle Seth,
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| He caught his neck in a well rope,
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| and he jumped himself to death!
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| Now laugh! |
| Hahaha! |
| Now laugh! |
| Hahaha!
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| You’re not supposed to cry
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| Until I tell you when to laugh.
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| There are two silly sapheads,
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| Across the briny sea.
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| They think they’re going to mess us up in 1943.
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| Now laugh! |
| Hahaha! |
| Now laugh! |
| Hahaha!
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| You’re not supposed to cry…
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| (Various laughter) |