Lyrics Monty - Spiderbait

Monty

I’ve got a toy that’ll cut right through ya
You don’t think that I am lying to ya
I’ll get away and they’ll say I’m a legend
Taking all the things from your friends had imagined.
Get up now and salute me
I bought you so why don’t you love me
Gotta lotta butts but you know I’m lazy
Such a fine line it’s hazy fantazy
ripe for the pickin and I’m sticking to my story
kirk douglas in paths of glory
take off the stain that you claim looks dirty
lets rearrange when we get to 30
President fun its a royal visit
not the right time to get old now is it.