Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song My God Rides a Skateboard , by - Spermbirds. Release date: 07.09.2006
Song language: English
My God Rides a Skateboard |
| Well I was ridin' my board |
| Just the other day |
| It slipped out from under me |
| And went away |
| Went under a car and now it’s broke |
| Can’t skate no more |
| I ain’t got no hope |
| I went inside and turned on the TV |
| Jerry Falwell was lookin' at me |
| He said you want to go to heaven |
| There’s just one thing |
| You gotta help me pay for this damned ring |
| I was just gonna send him a check I signed |
| When the only thing that saved me |
| Was a friend of mine |
| He said don’t give money to things you hate |
| Here’s another board |
| Come on, let’s skate |
| Pray for salvation and what do you get? |
| A preacher with a limo |
| And a mouth full of shit |
| I’m through with their promises |
| I’m through with lies |
| I’ll see them in hell |
| When those fuckers die |
| My god rides a skateboard |
| My god rides a skateboard |
| My god rides a skateboard |
| My god rides a skateboard |
| That’s a fact |
| Religion is fine |
| If that’s what you need |
| But don’t be victim |
| Of some dickhead’s greed |
| I don’t care how Jim Bakker feels |
| His shit don’t bother me |
| My god’s on wheels |
| My god rides a skateboard |
| My god rides a skateboard |
| My god rides a skateboard |
| My god rides a skateboard |
| Oh yeah man |
| So pray for salvation |
| And what do you get? |
| A preacher with a limo |
| Who don’t give a shit |
| I think they’re lying |
| I think they don’t care |
| You can’t go to heaven |
| If the checkbook’s not there |
| My god rides a skateboard |
| My god rides a skateboard |
| My god rides a skateboard |
| My god rides a skateboard |