Lyrics (Too Many) Options - NO AH, Speelburg

(Too Many) Options

In a cold sweat
I must be standing in a fountain, I’m so wet
So many choices and I don’t know where to begin
What a state I’m in
It feels like life or death
So many options
Too much to choose from
I wish Netflix had a feature
So I could just turn on and tune into the middle
Of an episode or movie
And experience television like I did 10 years ago
Because things were better then
And the world is in flames
And no one’s getting paid
And we’re all getting laid off
Too many options
Am I supposed to take an unpaid internship at Lehman Bros
I read somewhere they don’t exist anymore
All I want to do is play some shows
For an undisclosed small fortune
That I’ll squander on print media advertisements
Too many options
Too much to choose from
You’re the one for me
And I’m the one for you
'Till someone better comes along