| I was a goth until I met you
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| Got a studded collar to pet you
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| Got all the girls to vet you
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| But never put you down, down, down
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| You were religious until you met me
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| Prayed that you would never regret me
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| Begged your mum and dad to let me stay another half an hour
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| But now our bedroom is a black hole
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| There was a time we wanted it that way
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| Our bedroom is a black hole
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| But only 'cause I painted it that way
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| When did we get so normal?
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| I thought that we were immortal
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| We started going to Cornwall
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| Oh, when did we get so normal?
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| I was psychic 'til I met you
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| Somehow I just knew that I’d get you
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| Said that I would always protect you
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| But only let you down, down, down
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| You were vicious 'til you met me
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| Pretended that it didn’t impress me
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| I just wanted you to undress me
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| You only dress me down, down, down
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| But now our bedroom is a black hole
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| There was a time we wanted it that way
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| Our bedroom is a black hole
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| But only 'cause I painted it that way
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| When did we get so normal?
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| I thought that we were immortal
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| We started going to Cornwall
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| Oh, when did we get so normal?
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| When did we get so normal?
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| I thought that we were immortal
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| But our new curtains are awful
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| Oh, when did we get so normal?
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| Mortgages and marriages
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| Waiting in for packages
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| Now I know what average is
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| Now I’m one of them
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| More M&S than S&M
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| Two can dine for News at Ten
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| Voucher for my requiem
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| Now I’m one of them
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| When did we get so normal?
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| I thought that we were immortal
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| We started going to Cornwall
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| Oh, when did we get so normal?
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| When did we get so normal?
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| I thought that we were immortal
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| I thought that we were a Warhol
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| Oh, when did we get so normal?
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| When did we get so normal?
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| When did we get so normal?
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| When did we get so normal?
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| When did we get |