| I’m your idol, the highest title, numero uno
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| I’m not a Puerto Rican, but I’m speaking so that you know
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| And understand I got the gift of speech
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| And it’s a blessing
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| So listen to the lesson I preach
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| I talk sense condensed into the form of a poem
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| Full of knowledge from my toes to the top of my dome
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| I’m kinda young--but my tongue speaks maturity
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| I’m not a child, I don’t need nothing for security
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| I get paid when my record is played
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| To put it short, I got it made
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| I’m outspoken: my language is broken into a slang
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| But it’s just a dialect that I select when I hang
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| I play it cool--cause coolin' is all that I’m about
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| Just foolin' with the girlies, yes I’m busting it out
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| I’m Special Ed and you can tell by the style that I use
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| I’m creatively superior, yo--I never lose
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| I never lost cause I’m the boss
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| I never will cause I’m still
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| The champion, chief one, won’t lose until I choose
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| Which I won’t cause I don’t retreat
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| I’ll run you over like a truck and leave you dead in the street
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| You’re invitin' me, a titan to a battle--why?
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| I don’t need your respect cause I-- got it made
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| I’m talented, yes I’m gifted
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| Never boosted, never shoplifted
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| I got the cash, but money ain’t nothin'
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| Make a million dollars every record that I cut and--
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| My name is Special Ed and I’m a super-duper star
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| Every other month I get a brand new car
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| Got 20, that’s plenty yet I still want more
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| Kind of fond of Honda scooters--got 74
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| I got the riches--to fulfill my needs
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| Got land in the sand of the West Indies
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| Even got a little island of my very own--
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| I gotta frog--a dog with a solid gold bone
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| An accountant to account the amount I spent
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| Gotta treaty with Tahiti cause I own a percent
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| Got gear I wear for everyday
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| Boutiques from France to the U.S.A
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| And I make all the money from the rhymes I invent
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| So it really doesn’t matter--how much I spent, because, yo
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| I make fresh rhymes--daily
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| You burn me--really?
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| Think, just blink and I’ve made--a million rhymes
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| Just imagine if you blinked-- a million times
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| Damn I’d be paid--
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| I got it made
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| I’m kinda spoiled 'cause everything I want I got made
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| I wanted gear--got everything from cotton to suede
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| I wanted leg--I didn’t beg I just got laid
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| My hair was growing too long, so I got me a fade
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| And when my dishes got dirty, I got Cascade
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| When the weather was hot, I got a spot in the shade
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| I’m wise because I rise to the top of my grade
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| Wanted peace on Earth, so to God I prayed
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| Some kids across town thought I was afraid
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| They couldn’t harm me, I got the army brigade
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| I’m not a trader, if what you got is greater I’ll trade
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| But maybe later cause my waiter made potato 'n' alligator souflee--
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| I got it made |