| What makes someone fall for someone | 
| When they were obviously never meant to be? | 
| I will never know | 
| But I’m glad it’s working out for you and me | 
| For sticking by me when no-one else would | 
| Now I’m stuck on you, thank you very much | 
| For feeling the same way as I feel bout you | 
| Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, thank you very much | 
| We fight, we argue, we make up | 
| Isn’t that what they call love? | 
| We fight, we argue, we make up | 
| It’s just another name for love | 
| It’s cool to be with someone | 
| When that someone happens to be that someone you weren’t meant to love | 
| It’s cool to be with someone | 
| When that someone happens to be that someone you weren’t supposed to love | 
| For ignoring all my friends when they say I’m no good | 
| I am your number one fella, thank you very much | 
| For laughing at my jokes even though they’re never funny | 
| (I'm falling and laughing) | 
| Hey, thank you very much | 
| For giving me a kick when I need a kicking | 
| You kicked me into touch, thank you very much | 
| For holding my head up when my head was down | 
| Who needs a valium, thank you very much | 
| We fight, we argue, we make up | 
| Isn’t that what they call love? | 
| We fight, we argue, we make up | 
| It’s just another name for love | 
| For sticking by me when no-one else would | 
| Now I’m stuck on you, thank you very much | 
| For feeling the same way as I feel bout you | 
| Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, thank you very much | 
| For giving me a kick when I need a kicking | 
| You kicked me into touch, thank you very much | 
| For holding my head up when my head was down | 
| Who needs a valium, thank you very much |