| Weird lookin chicks
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| You know how shit get in the club
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| Up in the club!
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| Got that thang on me!
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| Somebody told me to aim for the sky
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| Cause even if you miss you’ll still be among the stars
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| True, but much harder to apply
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| When it comes to meeting young ladies out at the bars
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| I won’t lie, I get a nice amount of love
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| So when you see me with a girl it’s nothing less than a seven
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| But every now and then I go out to the club and
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| Wake up with a girl that look like Dave Letterman
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| You know me, I’m a homebody
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| So when I do hit the club I ain’t hard to catch
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| On the dancefloor, spilling my drink, throwing bows
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| Doing old school dances like the Smurf and Cabbage patch
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| One shot, Two shot, Three shot, Four
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| Somebody shoulda stopped me from drinking any more
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| When I was sober that broad looked like Al Gore
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| Now she look alot more like Demi Moore
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| I’m just a regular dude
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| I do my thang a lil bit, nothin major
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| I’m not makin excuses
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| But when it gets like that
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| You gotta blame it on the Jager
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| I’m just a regular dude
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| Far from a shy guy, far from a player
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| I’m not makin excuses
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| But when it gets like that
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| You gotta blame it on the Jager
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| Bout to get it, I’m bout to get it
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| You could get it girl, You could get it
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| You could get it, Get it
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| You could get it girl, You could get it
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| Leavin the dancefloor, Feelin sloppy and hot
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| Seen a broad from behind, Made me wanna stop
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| With a body that’ll make you wanna do a body shot
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| But her face… Whoa… Not that hot
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| Unfortunatly I was too busy staring at her body
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| To even notice this girl was far from a hottie
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| But dog, I’m too drunk, Too late to sober up
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| Slapper her on the butt and said «Aiiyo girl, Whats up?!»
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| She turned around and said «Boy you better stop touching me!»
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| Recognized my face and said «I love you cd!»
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| When I’m drunk I’m so corny
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| But it really didn’t matter since shorty was all over me
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| «Girl, let’s make like a tree and leave»
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| «Girl, let’s make like a ball and bounce»
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| Of course she agrees
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| I took her big butt and ugly face back to the house |