| I moved to the city with an ideal vision
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| But I feel quite different since my light bill’s risen
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| Cause my life’s real mission is to entertain
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| And this game’s never played on a level plane
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| So while these groupie motherfuckers getting center stage
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| I open up to earn the dues that they never paid
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| They try to piss on my lawn and call it lemonade
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| So I’mma have to settle this the armageddon way
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| Well, I think middle finger number one is reserved
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| For backpackers that act like they’re muttering nerds
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| You can’t carry the torch when you’re so spineless
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| (Are those glasses a fashion choice?) No, I’m blind, bitch
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| And middle finger number two belongs to the tweeters
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| Who can’t pack a show but got an onslaught of readers
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| I sweat for my props and I spend my profits
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| While you only get pounds for a trending topic
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| HA!
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| Scratches by DJ Element
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| They say blood’s thicker than Poland Spring
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| But to some folks there isn’t a colder drink
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| So keep your veins covered when these fanged suckers approach
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| Cause if you talk out of turn they gonna puncture your throat
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| And I’ve been told I’d be signed in a New York minute
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| If I wore tighter jeans and a New York fitted
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| «If that doesn’t work, we can try a different gimmick, though
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| Do a fiddler on the roof and put you in hasidic clothes»
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| Label heads told me I’m the freshest in the east
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| A menace and a beast without the kennel and the leash
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| Battle vets told me I’m a legend in the streets
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| But if I want something higher, they won’t let me get a piece
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| But who’s to say I can’t kumite 'em out their foolish ways
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| And get a new arrangement?
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| Otherwise I’m administering euthanasia
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| At the last second, I’mma ask 'em, «Who can save you?» |