| When you’re dancing with someone and you think it’s lit
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| But when the lights turn on and they look like piss
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| That’s some real shit
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| When you’re too fucked up and you’re at the club
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| But then your friend rolls through with another damn shot
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| That’s some real shit
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| Sometimes, oh some real shit
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| Life’s a real bitch, mhm
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| But I’m okay, I’m still happy
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| I won’t quit
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| That’s some real shit
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| When he says he’ll call back so you made no plans
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| But now it’s 3 AM 'cause he never called back
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| That’s some real shit
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| When you say you’re too grown for that drama mess
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| But when it really comes down you’re still into it
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| That’s some real shit
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| Oh, most times, on some real shit
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| Life’s a real dick, oh yeah
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| But I’m okay, I’m still happy
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| I won’t quit
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| 'Cause that’s that real shit
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| Oh, when you think you’re the shit and act like the shit
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| But when it comes to shit, you know you really ain’t shit
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| That’s that real shit, that’s that real shit, that’s that real shit
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| I know, I know, I know, I know, I said
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| When you think you’re the shit and act like the shit
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| But when it comes to shit, you know you really ain’t shit
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| That’s that real shit, that’s that real shit, that’s that real shit
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| I gotta, uh fuck
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| This that real shit
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| So you know when you’re out with your chick
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| And you gotta spend a grip
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| Because her mind is set on steak and shrimp
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| But your bank accounts on chicken strips
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| And she don’t give a shit?
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| Then you gotta buy her movie tix
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| And you try to lean in for a kiss
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| And she says 'I'm not in the mood'
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| And then you say 'hmm'
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| And she says 'what?'
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| You know what… nothing, fuck
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| And the movies weak so you go to sleep
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| And then you start to have this dream
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| That your forgot to lock your screen
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| And now she’s going through your texts
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| So you wake up like Mr Krabs
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| And she’s all like 'Who's Stephanie?'
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| Um, you mean my cousin? |
| Geez yeah, since 1993
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| You don’t work for TMZ
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| There’s nothing here behind the scene
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| You’re not homies with Scoobie Doo
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| This is not a mystery
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| You can check my history
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| I’ve only been to Pornhub once
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| And went to church the morning of
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| Yes, I know, I sorta suck but I’ve never been more in love
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| I just wanna get more in touch
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| Then she gets a call from Gabby
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| Her attitude was extra crappy
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| Now it’s hella happy
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| And you just sitting there like damn what the fuck just happened?
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| So you call up NASA
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| And even they don’t got the answers
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| That’s that real shit
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| Oh, when you think you’re the shit and act like the shit
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| But when it comes to shit, you know you really ain’t shit
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| That’s that real shit, that’s that real shit, that’s that real shit
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| I know, I know, I know, I know, I said
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| When you think you’re the shit and act like the shit
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| But when it comes to shit, you know you really ain’t shit
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| That’s that real shit, that’s that real shit, that’s that real shit
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| That’s that real shit
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| Yeah
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| That’s that real shit, oh yeah
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| Mmm
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| Real shit you know? |