| Spotcheck billy got down on his hands & knees
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| He said hey momma, hey let me check your oil alright?
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| She said no, no honey, not tonite,
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| Comeback monday, well you comeback tuesday, then i might.
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| I said juanita, my sweet juanita, what are you up to?
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| My juanita. |
| i said juanita, my sweet taquita,
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| What are you up to? |
| my juanita.
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| Well, i dont want nobody who wont die for dance.
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| Dont throw me no speed cars cause i die tryin.
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| Throw me line, throw me a dime.
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| Cause theres a fat man in the bathtub with the blues.
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| I hear you moan, i hear you moan--moan
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| Billy got so sad, dejected, put on his hat and started to run.
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| Runnin down the street and yellin at the top of his lungs
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| all i want in this life and time is some good clean fun,
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| All i want in this life and time is some hit and run!
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| I said juanita, my sweet juanita, what are you up to?
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| My juanita. |
| i said juanita, my sweet taquita,
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| What are you up to? |
| my juanita
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| Well i put my money in your meter baby so it wont run down,
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| But you got me in a squeeze play on the cheesey side of town.
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| Throw me line, now show me a sign.
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| Cause theres a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
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| I hear you moan, i hear you moan, yea |