| One, two, three, another step for me to be complete
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| I read the answers in a magazine. |
| What’s your fantasy? |
| Woah
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| One, two, three, we’re all living like we’re off TV
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| Sex and the city and the guest list please for this VIP
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| Oh but her dress is not right and all her legs are all cellulite
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| Her belly really is a sad sight. |
| Not on the list tonight. |
| We all need to…
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| It all smells so sweet. |
| These scars are skin deep, so…
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| Read all about it. |
| These scars are skin deep so pick
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| Pictures of you we transmit. |
| No depth, no feeling
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| Well there’s a brand new diet that you just have to try, a feature on bulimia
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| on page 25
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| Read all about it
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| One, two, three, let’s stick them in a house for our TV
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| And laugh about how desperate they be, maybe they’ll even…
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| One, two, three, tackle a footballer on Saturday
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| And the position in her box he played was such a fine display
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| It’s in the Sunday Supplement mag we buy to tutt about the daft slag
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| She gets a lovely Prada handbag so who’s laughing last?
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| And we’re the ones with the obsession with the plastic and the escapades and
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| all the spitroasts and the dildos and the marmalade
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| And the procession of confessions that the paper paid and laid bare.
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| No depth and no feeling
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| Read all about it. |
| These scars are skin deep so pick
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| Pictures of you we transmit. |
| No depth, no feeling
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| Well there’s a new position for the kids to try, a treatment for Chlamydia on
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| page 45
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| Read all about it
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| We all need to…
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| We all need to…
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| And now we’re ugly sisters. |
| And now we’re ugly sisters
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| And now we’re ugly sisters. |
| And now we’re ugly sisters
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| Watching our ugly mothers, it’s all beneath these covers
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| And though we hate each other, now I need you
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| We all need to…
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| It all smells so sweet. |
| Same time next week
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| Read all about it. |
| These scars are skin deep so pick
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| Pictures of you we transmit. |
| No depth, no feeling
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| Now you bought this food for thought you are what you eat, who will do the
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| dishes? |
| Better keep your receipt
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| Read all about it. |
| No depth, no feeling
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| We all need to fuck |