
Date of issue: 28.11.2010
Song language: English
The Story Of The Ugly Duckling |
I’m a Prince, |
And I live in a ship, |
And I aim my rifle, |
Ans I shoot from the hip, |
And I have a friend I pity… |
Quite a bit. |
She said- |
«Grab your gun,» |
«Lets have some fun,» |
«Share with me your perigrees,» |
«I have responsibilities,» |
«I cannot run-» |
«I do not wish the death,» |
«Of any living thing,» |
«I might be a killer but one day I shall be queen,» |
«And put an end to slaughter,» |
«But until then I’m keen,» |
«On steaking claim to land and sea and everyfin between…» |
I played a game with 11 fools, |
Who told me not to break the rules- |
But when have angels ever helped me yet. |
And magic isn’t real, |
And anyway, |
It doesn’t matter 'cause, |
No matter what I conjure It could not help me deflect, |
The angry death, |
Of every hopeful thought, |
That I might be a lover or a fighter that I’m not- |
In someones spider web, |
Or net I would be caught, |
But I’m to bitter- |
Better off alone, |
Guess I forgot… |
So what do you want me to say, |
Sorry? |
Should I apologise when you ignore me? |
Didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely… |
Or to be hatched into an ugly story… |
I’m a prince, |
And I had a pair of princesses in 2 sharp squares, |
But then I guess, |
I bored them both to death. |
And now I think my calling is, |
To break apart and fall to pieces, |
Better yet- |
Invent a brand new method of ascention! |
I’m impressed, |
You’ve managed to survive, |
But rest assured we’d all be better off dead than alive |
'Cause when they get ahold of us we’ll all be batter fried |
And I’m surprised that nobody’s considered switching sides |
So here I am, respectfully and royally destroying |
Any chance of getting back on your good gills |
And I don’t want to be hurtful but if yellows the new purple |
Well then bleeding’s the new breathing, don’t you think I will! |
I used to wish the death of every living thing |
I might be your killer but you’d never be my queen |
So put away your laughter, pack up your hopes and dreams |
I’m done with black back-handing and red pandering, it seems |
That I am just pathetic, I won’t be overlooked |
I’m past the point of fishing to get back upon your I’ve made a manifesto, |
I’ve been bested by a crook, but never more! |
I’m planning on reclaiming what he took… |
So what? |
do you want me to say sorry? |
Should I apologize, when you ignore me? |
I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely |
Or to be hatched into an ugly story |
To be hatched into an ugly story |
Oh my, this pantomime is getting gory |
I am a prince and I live in a ship |
I am a prince and I live in a ship |
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Little Miss Muffet ft. Baby Music, Songs For Children | 2018 |
Oh Dear, What Can the Matter Be ft. Baby Music, Songs For Children | 2018 |
Row Row Row Your Boat | 2019 |
Three Blind Mice | 2018 |
Baa Baa Black Sheep | 2020 |
El Patio de mi Casa ft. Baby Sweet Dream, Smart Baby Lullabies, Songs For Children | 2017 |
Row, Row, Row Your Boat | 2018 |
A Mi Burro ft. Baby Sweet Dream, Smart Baby Lullabies, Songs For Children | 2017 |
Frog Went a Courtin | 2018 |
Pop Goes the Weasel | 2018 |
Jack and Jill (Went Up the Hill) | 2018 |
Mary Had a Little Lamb | 2018 |
London Bridge (Is Falling Down) | 2018 |
Pop Goes the Weasel. | 2019 |
The Ants Go Marching | 2016 |
Little Bo Peep | 2018 |
Twinkle. Twinkle Little Star. | 2019 |
What Do You Mean | 2017 |
Castle On the Hill | 2017 |