| «Hey, why don’t you sit down, children
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| Grandpa’ll tell you a little story
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| Not so long time ago, perhaps it was even last Christmas, who’s to say
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| The following story took place in far north
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| In a beautiful place where northern lights dance in the wintry sky and millions
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| of stars with smiling moon oversee this magical play
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| They call this place Lapland
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| As you know, this is where Santa Claus lives together with Mrs. Santa and
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| countless elves and other creatures
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| Usually things go as planned, but one day, somehow, one of the elves found
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| Santa’s secret cabin filled with Christmas spirits…
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| An event that almost ruined Christmas»
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| Undecked halls, this seems fishy
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| Rudolph’s running down to Santa’s shack
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| «The elves are gone! |
| The times are busy!»
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| «I cannot build the toys with one pair of hands»
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| Oh my, the empty shelves, they found the hidden
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| Spirits of last Christmas, «Now I see…
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| Fuel yer nose, we’ll search the city
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| Those guys will drink the world a dry of Irish things»
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| «Run, Rudolph run, with bells and whistles
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| We’re searching every bar and guest house»
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| The Santa’s call they’ll heed, soon wobble
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| In a circle round the tilted Christmas tree
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| «Santa, pretty please
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| Won’t you let us have more Irish tea for
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| We’ll be fuelled by Christmas Spirits
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| From this day on 'till the end of times»
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| «Why you little tea glazed monsters
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| These toys I see, they’re not exactly for children, I believe…
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| You’ve gotta be out of your minds
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| These are toys of a different kind
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| What would you do with this one anyway…»
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| «Here's what we’ll do… Now!»
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| «Undo the mess, get back in the line now
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| Then go, build toys and a fiddle
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| 24 days and nights in the moonlight
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| You’ll work and here is a riddle»
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| «What doesn’t have feet, still runs away… it’s time»
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| «Alright, back to work now»
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| «So once again all was well in the house of Santa
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| Toys were built and gifts got packed, as usual
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| But every now and again you may just get something…
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| You did not really wish for
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| And well, now you should have an idea why…»
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| «Enough with that infernal yodelling! |
| Get to work!»
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| «Yeah, yeah, yeah!!!"·$%/&@!»
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| «Oh, shut up you!»
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| «And this, children, is when Santa learned to hide his Christmas spirits from
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| the elves
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| But you know, still, sometimes, during Christmas holidays, if you are quiet and
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| smell really carefully, you just may find a tiny trail of Christmas spirit in
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| your very own home
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| Now, time to turn in. Go go go. |
| Good night» |