Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song If You C Jordan, artist - Something Corporate. Date of issue: 09.01.2020
Song language: English
If You C Jordan |
| I have a story, a bitter anthem |
| For everyone to hear |
| About this kid who just don’t like me |
| And that’s a solid fact |
| They say he’s hunting me, and as you see |
| I’m all swelled up with fear |
| Cause I can’t get him off my back |
| If you see Jordan (if you see Jordan) |
| He makes me sick (he makes me sick) |
| High school’s over (high school’s over) |
| And you still won’t quit |
| You try to fight me down at Tyler’s beach |
| And man I think that’s great |
| You nearly cried and said to yell at you |
| Like I do at all the girls |
| And you drove home real quick |
| Did you make it in time to masturbate? |
| There’s one too many of you in this world |
| If you see Jordan (if you see Jordan) |
| He makes me sick (he makes me sick) |
| High school’s over (high school’s over) |
| And you still won’t quit |
| You say it’s chivalry, but it’s jealousy |
| That led us to this song |
| Won’t play it often, just at least until you’re gone |
| You’ll stop at nothing but the real thing |
| And everything up to that’s pretend |
| You tried to brainwash all my friends |
| If you see Jordan (if you see Jordan) |
| He makes me sick (he makes me sick) |
| High school’s over (high school’s over) |
| And you still won’t quit |
| Fuck you, Jordan (fuck you Jordan) |
| You make me sick (you make me sick) |
| High school’s over (high school’s over) |
| I don’t care if you dye your hair |
| You’ll always be a little, redhead bitch |