| Oh God it’s another night
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| And your head is feeling like a lump of lead
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| You should never have drunk those party-fours
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| You should have been home being good instead
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| Ever been in a deja vu in the end it’s the same
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| Oh yeah you ran out of your silver thins
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| And you’re trying to be so high class
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| Though you need a bath and your hair’s looking like string
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| And though you’re nearly broke
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| You end up paying for all the drinks
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| And you tell them «Oh its nothing
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| There’s a million where those come from.»
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| And then you whisper to your longest-suffering friend
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| «Please lend me a few quid…»
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| Oh God it’s another day
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| And your stomach’s feeling like a blown-up balloon
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| You should never have eaten that greasy food
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| The doctor told you that chili was bad for your blood
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| And you’re standing at the chemist in Boots
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| Coughing up your guts like you’re at deaths door
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| And all this for a packet of Do-Do's
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| And the assistant gives you a wink
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| And you turn bright red
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| It’s at time like this that you wish you were dead
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| And you take the whole packet
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| And you feel like you’ve drunk a bottle of bleach
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| And you tell yourself «Never, never again.»
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| Not until next week anyway.
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| And you were never one for holding drink
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| And you stagger off to the toilet
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| And you throw up like it was Christmas
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| And you miss the bowl and you hit your shoes
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| And there’s no paper towels
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| What else can go wrong with you?
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| It’s a choice between a cab fare home
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| And a packet of cigarettes
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| So you choose and the money sticks
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| In the machine and the manager says
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| «Tough shit — drink up and leave.»
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| Oh god it’s another disease
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| And you just got rid of the last
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| You were beginning to feel Okay
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| And the friends you gave it to Were speaking to you again
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| You find yourself having sex in the back of a car
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| And the girl underneath doesn’t care who you are
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| And you’re nearly there and she still doesn’t care
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| And her chewing gum is getting stuck in your hair
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| And there’s something wrong, something that you’ve forgot
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| Oh shit you’ve forgotten the rubber
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| And you don’t want a kid well deny it was you
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| Oh Christ if your dad find out
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| Then he’ll make you stay in
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| And do your homework
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| And cut your hair
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| And wear your school uniform out in the street
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| What a fate worse than death
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| Oh well, he can’t hit you you can hit him back
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| And play your records so loud
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| All the ones that he especially hates
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| Deep Purple in rock, Led Zeppelin too
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| Well even you hate those…
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| Well, on second thought
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| I think I’ll leave home and go and live um… In America
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| Because they earn more money there
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| And you can get away with murder — yeah!
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| Oh, it’s a mug’s game
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| I Can’t wait ‘til I’m twenty-one
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| And then tell them all to sod off! |