| Well I’ve got a friend who’s certifiably Boff
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| Glued teeth and the tales to make your eyes cough
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| Well people lie, cheat, rob, and steal
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| They can’t get close to the things that are real cos he’s there
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| And he’s much better than the ‘real' thing
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| He’s got a case of I ain’t had enough yet
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| He’s playing hard, he’s off his head, he’s well in hand
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| A real safe bet
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| Well people lie, cheat, rob, and steal
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| They can’t get close to the things that are real cos he’s there
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| And he’s much better than the ‘real' thing
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| And all the time he’s out there trying
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| All the things that I ain’t buying
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| Any time at all
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| Hey, hey Boff
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| I know this bloke, a real hardcore hot Boff
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| He rocks and rolls, stuffs his nose
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| And then he’s off
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| Well people lie, cheat, rob, and steal
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| They can’t get close to the things that are real cos he’s there
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| And he’s much better than the ‘real' thing
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| And any time I feel like crying
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| He’s been there to keep me flying
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| Any time at all
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| He’s got taste, he’s a real popper bopper
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| He’s bold, he’s got a heart of real gold
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| Well people lie, cheat, rob, and steal
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| They can’t get close to the things that are real cos he’s there
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| And he’s much better than the ‘real' thing
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| He’s got a case of ‘I ain’t had enough yet'
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| And I want to do it all again!
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| Hey, hey Boff |