| One Hundred Things You Should Have Done In Bed |
|---|
| I haven’t left here yet, but I’m trying |
| I’m still tied to the bed |
| Can you come here? |
| When you come, would you please bring a knife |
| And cure me down |
| Cause this is larger than life and I’m frightened |
| 100 things you should have done in bed |
| But you never had the chance to try them |
| At least the dog has a smile on its face |
| I’m drained and I’m dry and I’m sore |
| It’s not that bad if she could be here all the time |
| It would kill me |
| I think I’ve been broken in tow and I can’t scream |
