| «Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed»
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| «Roger, ready to move out»
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| [during Chorus — theme song of repeats
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| The «Batman!» |
| music + vocals]
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| No one, can save the day like Batman
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| Robin, will make you sway like that and
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| Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme
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| Deep in Gotham, fightin crime
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| No one, can save the day like Batman
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| Commissioner X here!
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| Batman & Robin, we have a bit of a problem
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| There’s trouble brewing in Gotham City
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| You MUST act fast!
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| Holy mackeral Batman! |
| I think these clowns need to back down
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| Let’s be the Gap Band and drop the bomb on 'em and make 'em SCAT man
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| (When you say scat man, like the brother called brother) Uh-huh
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| (When it’s on, it’s cold, so bring the coroner cover)
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| We can take it to the Bassment, live with Tigger
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| Go get The Riddler, to watch me play that ni*ga like a fiddler
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| on a hot tin roof, I got them watchin who?
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| She who spits it like she was sippin rot-ten brew, ooh
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| (We Marvel at you Comics, you ain’t no Superhero)
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| You just a stupid zero, you ain’t hard like DeNiro
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| Surprise! |
| The Dynamic Duo
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| Batman & Robin, gats set for squabbin (ni*ga!)
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| Splat! |
| Hit 'em like forty-five shells (nig*a!)
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| Plat! |
| Means more than one million sales
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| That’s nuff shot to lick, you get done up
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| Plus we got the Bat gats, so why would you run up?
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| «Batman! |
| Batman! |
| Batman.»
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| No one, can save the day like Batman
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| Robin, will make you sway like that and
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| Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme
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| Deep in Gotham, fightin crime
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| No one, can save the day like Batman
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| Yeah, when it’s beef in Gotham City I, gots to flip and
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| Hit 'em with the POW! |
| BAM! |
| BIFF! |
| Whoa
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| Pick up your lips, don’t trip, tie your shoelace
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| When I spit, I split it, turn Harvey Dent into Two-Face
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| Robin, I’m more than a sidekick, I’m more like the livest
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| They wanna go head up and collide
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| And like collision, hope your moms made provisions
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| See you ain’t got no wins baby, not even a smidgen
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| Mad hostility dealt, now I’ma really be felt
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| Switch on my utility belt, make yo' facility melt
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| I go Mad on yo' Hatter, watch yo' whole shit splatter
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| Get, wicked on yo' case like Detective Van Adder
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| So the, sayin goes, if you snooze you lose
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| Trust you do, me and Batman the Dynamic Two!
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| No one, can save the day like Batman
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| Robin, will make you sway like that and
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| Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme
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| Deep in Gotham, fightin crime
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| No one, can save the day like Batman
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| Cold day in Gotham in the Bat Cave chillin
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| Catnip for Catwoman so she caught the feeling
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| Huh, talk about flavor for a Pringle
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| A favor for a favor maybe later we can mingle
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| Damn, just then, the Bat Phone ringin
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| They hoo-bangin' in Gotham, I got to do my thing
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| Batman! |
| War is on the brink
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| It seems that the Penguin is causing a stink
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| Call up Robin quick, you know what to do
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| Add dye to the water and splash the town blue
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| Sh*t I’m there in a flash, Batmobile on 3's
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| Trust me buddy, got heat for Mr. Freeze
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| And Clayface will catch the em-brace
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| Of napalm when I drop my Bat Bomb
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| And don’t you forget it
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| Takin out you suckers and you don’t know how I did it
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| No one, can save the day like Batman
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| Robin, will make you sway like that and
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| Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme
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| Deep in Gotham, fightin crime
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| No one, can save the day like Batman
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| Robin, will make you sway like that and
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| Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme
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| Deep in Gotham, fightin crime
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| Dirty Dinkins Batman!
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| Did you see those crispy khaki
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| Creases on that rugged wretched
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| Aiy-yo-yo-yo kick back Robin
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| Get Alfred and tell him to have barbecued buffalo wings
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| and a pitcher of Kool-Aid on chill
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| It’s about to get real in the field
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| Leapin Lo-lo's! |
| Over there Batman! |
| That’s a no-no!
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| Let’s hop out this fo'-do'!
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| Yea yea yea, systems engaged
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| Start the Bat Engine, hit the Bat Switches
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| You ready Robin? |
| Let’s dip
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| Let’s, dip! |
| Holy Hoodrat Sally smokin crack in the alley
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| Let’s, dip! |
| I mean, crazy kinfolk in Kingsville Batman!
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| We must, we MUST Batman, listen to me
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| Holy Leapin Lizards and Gizzards and all that shit that come with it
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| And potatoes on top with gravy in the middle
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| God damnit Batman!
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| «Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da--da-da-dah — BATMAN!!» |