| After we get all that technical stuff out of the way
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| We’ll hop online and check out some of the amazing things you can do
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| Out there in cyber space
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| Dial up
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| Log in
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| I’m on the net
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| I thought you were gonna teach me how to get on the Internet
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| You’re right I better explain
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| Yeah
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| They trynna drop a pin on my location
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| Hit me with some pop up, some polling information
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| Driving me insane with these push notifications
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| Send me corny meme posts to get me motivation
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| Man, opinions ain’t shit when they hide behind a keyboard
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| Attach a wire from my modem to a brick of C4
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| Your mama on a webcam, I spam in her inbox
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| She ugly when I’m sober, I don’t notice after ten shots
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| Rappers buying fake fans and lying on the mic
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| Fucking staring at their Instagram and crying over likes
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| Well I’m trying not to LOL
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| They trolling on my Spotify
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| Loading up the Google map to find the perfect spot to die
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| All these advertisements trynna make me broke
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| The Internet need to learn how to take a joke
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| I just get mad love and these fakes get choked
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| 'Cause nobody gives a fuck about they Facebook posts, nope
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| Fuck, the Internet
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| Fuck, the Internet, the motherfucking Internet
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| Fuck, the Internet
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| Fuck, the Internet, the motherfucking Internet
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| How about that world wide web, fuck that
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| Yo, Snak told me fuck the Internet
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| I told him I already did
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| Back when Myspace pussy became a trendy thing
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| Before Tinder or Christian Mingle
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| Before the Craigslist killer
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| This shit was pretty simple
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| Till I sent a dick pic to this bitch that was batshit
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| Pretty pics, big tits but that bitch was catfish
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| On Jdate she was the jewy Loni Anderson
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| Our date, she looked like Louie Anderson, damn son
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| So fuck the Internet, you must be stupid
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| Fuck eHarmony to fuck OkCupid
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| Fuck Photoshop and fuck personal computers
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| Married to marijuana but always in search of Buddha
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| Met this new bitch on my phone, she work for Uber
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| Snapchat cracker the proper taught maneuvers
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| Young and perverted, others prefer cougars
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| Give me a real life dime-piece, rocking a shirt from Hooters
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| Yeah
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| Fuck, the Internet
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| Fuck, the Internet, the motherfucking Internet
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| Fuck, the Internet
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| Fuck, the Internet, the motherfucking Internet
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| How about that world wide web, fuck that
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| Fuck, get off the fucking phone, fuck!
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| I’m trying to use the Internet |