Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Diseases, artist - Smut Peddlers. Album song Porn Again, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 13.02.2001
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Eastern Conference
Song language: English
Diseases |
Yo whattup E? |
Yo whattup Starbuck, what’s goin on? |
Yeah how you livin? |
Yeah you know just smokin every day, whassup? |
Yeah let me tell you hip-hop's WACK man |
Yeah I know, say word |
All these MC’s got diseases |
Yeah they got like frostbite, there’s a bad plague baby |
MC’s got delusions of grandeur and such |
Yeah man, yo we gotta tell 'em whassup |
Now go make a record, and go rob a bank |
Now you got Cool C-itis to thank |
Copped that advance, but lost that check |
Must be due to Alzheimer’s onset |
Go up in the label, when honies start feelin ya |
Hobbes you better catch some A&R felia (?) |
And female rappers don’t have a chance |
Need flow augmentation and mic implants |
Yo, you went to bed with that hoochie redhead? |
Caught half-steppin cause she got a peg leg |
Shot your milk, she didn’t swallow it? |
That’s cause girl was lactose intolerant |
Smoke with E, you gonna have fun |
Oh, but by the way, leave with collapsed lungs |
Try and spit, but nothin comes out |
Braindead MC’s all got cotton mouth |
This be a list of hip-hop's diseases |
Too much ice gon' have shorty sneezin |
Too much 'dro will leave a kid wheezin |
Head’s too big, stab you up for no reason |
You with wifey dog, get a car from Sonya |
It’s likely you’ll catch Nokia phobia |
You shiverin from ice, hold a mic device |
It’s most certainly some rappers frostbite |
Go up in the club, in moderation |
Cause online you be catchin Peter Geisha’n impatient |
Ha ha, rollin trees, only got seeds |
Man’s puffin crystals, green with envy |
Rhymin for the loot, to get some mass |
You a prime candidate for a heart bypass (clear! clear!) |
You online, think you the dopest |
Geek caught a case of wack internet-a-tosis |
Startin rumors, check the tabloids |
Caught a Blaze haze, maybe Source hemerrhoids (ouch) |
Wack on stage, with off-beat ailment |
At a show catch a microphone impalement |
Scrub your hands fifty times, and wash the smut odor |
Obvious obsessive compulsive disorder |
Up I got downers, down I got uppers |
Now chuggin Pedia Sure for fuckin suppper (glug glug glug) |
Step to E, no microphone contest |
Soon learn about inferiority complex |
I’m stuck on hip-hop, can’t get a fix |
'til Mighty Mi deals me a dope remix |
Now I’ll supply prescriptions |
Come to the motherfuckin spot, if you havin wack visions |
Writers block? |
Just can’t flow? |
Hit you off with a double mic hydro |
You goin gold if you got the patience |
Son check in you got rap hallucinations |
The surgeon, wack MC’s I carve up |
Hip-Hop med school, Dr. Starbucks |
Yeah E, I don’t know |
I still don’t think they know |
Smut Peddlers, Cage, in the house |
Mighty Mi, in the house |
Yes indeed all the dirty people, in the house |
Yo, you better go get checked |
Go to the clinic, cause you got somethin |
Don’t say you got nothin |
Cause we’re all diseased, right |