| Let my orange dick spit | 
| I got a dog named Kubrick | 
| It’s obvious I like his flicks | 
| Filming 'em with human chicks | 
| If that’s a sin, let him poke this white bitch Kim | 
| For coke, outside of a bar until I switched in | 
| Breaking her in like new Tims in a robbery | 
| Take a culture of my spit’s culture and spawn a colony | 
| Smell like teen spirit? | 
| Grab a shotgun and feed us | 
| My L.P. street date shaking up Columbine High cheerleaders | 
| Dipping in two seaters, that ain’t mine | 
| So many sick ass letter combinations I paint rhymes | 
| Blew my E.C. advance on a PC and grams | 
| DC and PS2 games, grow lights and plants | 
| Crops done by the time the cops come | 
| Car jacked this pregnant Indian for a Datsun | 
| Blaze a building, to catch a rap magazine | 
| You wanna talk shit and not get fucked up? | 
| That’s a faggot’s dream! | 
| (Yeah, you know how we coming) | 
| With the looters, solicitors, unwanted visitors | 
| Nickel bag misdemeanors, bottom feeders | 
| Moochers, bleeders, breeders and sleepers | 
| Hey yo, I’m just as broke as when I had no deal | 
| I’m not too bright, my brain’s like oatmeal | 
| I used to be label mates with Shaquille O’Neal | 
| Now I get my dick sucked in the Batmobile | 
| I live in Long Island, with a house of retards | 
| And illegal aliens that need green cards | 
| I’m a rap legend to little weird white kids | 
| That carve shit in their arms, like «I don’t wanna live» | 
| I’m the original, dirty, white gangster | 
| Rhymer, perverted rhyme writer | 
| We dirty old men you can’t trust us | 
| See us finger popping your daughters in the back of school buses | 
| Rugged Man, hairy baboon | 
| Catch me at the MTV awards jerking off in the bathroom | 
| Cage, Eon, Mighty Mi, why try? | 
| Remix this shit, put it back out when I die | 
| I’m so depressed, I’m doing whippits for hours | 
| Cause I realize, I’m less popular than «What's Happening Now!!» | 
| was | 
| There are women in pits in my basement | 
| My trophy, Morgana’s tits in a glass encased man | 
| Like my sidekick Gary Heidnik | 
| I’m still banging the Thai chicks plus I’m high bitch | 
| Eon rains, fuck it! | 
| E hurricanes | 
| You a cold front that’s seen on every weather vane | 
| I got a storm more perfect than George Clooney | 
| Thinking y’all scary, y’all ain’t even Goonies | 
| E eases through the scene that’s serene | 
| And drops the illest shit any latrine has ever seen | 
| I have no left or right ventricles | 
| That’s why I laugh when cops pull out with both tentacles | 
| The beast lives among us | 
| And I cause a reaction similar to what seeing your mother hung does |