| Let my orange dick spit
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| I got a dog named Kubrick
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| It’s obvious I like his flicks
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| Filming 'em with human chicks
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| If that’s a sin, let him poke this white bitch Kim
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| For coke, outside of a bar until I switched in
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| Breaking her in like new Tims in a robbery
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| Take a culture of my spit’s culture and spawn a colony
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| Smell like teen spirit? |
| Grab a shotgun and feed us
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| My L.P. street date shaking up Columbine High cheerleaders
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| Dipping in two seaters, that ain’t mine
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| So many sick ass letter combinations I paint rhymes
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| Blew my E.C. advance on a PC and grams
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| DC and PS2 games, grow lights and plants
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| Crops done by the time the cops come
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| Car jacked this pregnant Indian for a Datsun
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| Blaze a building, to catch a rap magazine
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| You wanna talk shit and not get fucked up?
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| That’s a faggot’s dream!
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| (Yeah, you know how we coming)
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| With the looters, solicitors, unwanted visitors
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| Nickel bag misdemeanors, bottom feeders
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| Moochers, bleeders, breeders and sleepers
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| Hey yo, I’m just as broke as when I had no deal
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| I’m not too bright, my brain’s like oatmeal
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| I used to be label mates with Shaquille O’Neal
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| Now I get my dick sucked in the Batmobile
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| I live in Long Island, with a house of retards
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| And illegal aliens that need green cards
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| I’m a rap legend to little weird white kids
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| That carve shit in their arms, like «I don’t wanna live»
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| I’m the original, dirty, white gangster
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| Rhymer, perverted rhyme writer
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| We dirty old men you can’t trust us
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| See us finger popping your daughters in the back of school buses
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| Rugged Man, hairy baboon
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| Catch me at the MTV awards jerking off in the bathroom
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| Cage, Eon, Mighty Mi, why try?
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| Remix this shit, put it back out when I die
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| I’m so depressed, I’m doing whippits for hours
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| Cause I realize, I’m less popular than «What's Happening Now!!» |
| was
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| There are women in pits in my basement
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| My trophy, Morgana’s tits in a glass encased man
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| Like my sidekick Gary Heidnik
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| I’m still banging the Thai chicks plus I’m high bitch
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| Eon rains, fuck it! |
| E hurricanes
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| You a cold front that’s seen on every weather vane
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| I got a storm more perfect than George Clooney
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| Thinking y’all scary, y’all ain’t even Goonies
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| E eases through the scene that’s serene
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| And drops the illest shit any latrine has ever seen
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| I have no left or right ventricles
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| That’s why I laugh when cops pull out with both tentacles
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| The beast lives among us
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| And I cause a reaction similar to what seeing your mother hung does |