Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Yuppie Dracula, artist - Smokey Bastard. Date of issue: 15.02.2011
Song language: English
Yuppie Dracula |
| When the city casts its shadows in the pale light of the moon |
| And the creeps creep in their jack wills' slacks from neon-fronted tombs |
| You’ll feel the cold air at your back and know that he’s there |
| Laboured are the passes made by stout unfinished youths |
| At uninterested ladies whom they’d so love to abuse |
| And in their wake to stake his claim you know he’ll be there |
| Stay calm |
| Bolt your doors, remain calm |
| It’s yuppie dracula |
| As scarlet as this hue pervades these rat-infested dumps |
| Are his twinkling eyes soaked in the fires of lechery and lust |
| Always watching for the next poor soul he’ll catch unaware |
| All for the harlots, turned-up collars, oversized and overprices |
| Pinstriped, perfumed, paying through the nose in wine bars where the ladies |
| wait in line |
| And in the morning light he’ll cease to be there. |
| Stay calm |
| Bolt your doors, remain calm |
| This is not a nightmare, remain calm |
| It’s yuppie dracula |
| Farewell the drunken, buxom maidens laden with vermouth |
| For whom the liquor may prove hinderance to fidelity and truth |
| When the pratfall and the gutter call you know he’ll be there |
| Stay calm |
| Bolt your doors, remain calm |
| This is not a nightmare, remain calm |
| It’s yuppie dracula |