| Way out in the country in a old dirt road
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| I was sippin on a jar that was nice and cold
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| My Chevy was a jumpin' my music was a bumpin'
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| Up a head I swore I saw somthin'
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| Well she was with as long legged with a big ol' butt
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| Had soft blonde hair that was pretty and cut
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| I could tell she was stuck and into some trouble
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| She was walkin' down the road just shaking that bubble
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| So I pulled up on her with my window down said hey you pretty thing can I drive
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| you to town she said «thank you baby I was dying of heat ain’t had a lick of
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| water ain’t had nothin' to eat»
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| She put her hand on my handle and I said hold up
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| Before you go climbing into my pick up truck it takes more that a smile to turn
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| these wheels
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| So before we get going here’s the deal
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| Well if wanna come along with me ain’t nothing in the world for free
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| No ass no gas no grass no ride
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| If I can’t smoke and I can’t poke it better get my V8 stroking
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| No ass no gas no grass no ride
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| Well she said hell no so I left her there she was shooting me a bird in my rear
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| view mirror
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| I got a few miles further down the road then my dagum right front tire got
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| blowed
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| Well wouldn’t you know I ain’t gotta jack
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| I left it in my grandpas Cadillac
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| I started thumbing my ways back into town that when I flag an old punch bug down
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| Surprise surprise you know who that same damn girl I didn’t give a ride to
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| Now I said baby would you believe I was comin' back to get you when a nail got
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| me
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| Is pretty damn funny meeting up like this
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| I hope you ain’t the kinda women that will still be pissed
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| She said «nah baby its all good as long as its understood»
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| Well if wanna come along with me ain’t nothing in the world for free
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| No ass no gas no grass no ride
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| If I can’t smoke and I can’t poke it better get my V8 stroking
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| No ass, no gas no grass no ride
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| Well if wanna come along with me ain’t nothing in the world for free
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| No ass, no gas no grass no ride
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| If I can’t smoke and I can’t poke it better get my V8 stroking
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| No ass, no gas no grass no ride |