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| Received march ninth at 6:18 pm
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| Sean whats up its Cody
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| So i was just uh driving from the old road
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| And theres this fucking ford truck in front of me
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| And it has a W'04 sticker
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| And it has a fucking uh a George bush sticker
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| You know and then it has a it has those little sticker guys
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| That usually people have like piss on ford or piss on chevy
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| And its all piss on John Kerry
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| Like he had all this shit on the back of his truck right
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| So were sittin at the stop stoplight
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| So i flip him the fucking W
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| Like you said right
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| And so im flipping him the W
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| And like he cant figure it out
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| And hes like telling his wife
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| I can see hes like
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| «ya theres this guy behind me ya know like doing the W sign»
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| And he didnt get mad right
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| Cause he didnt know
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| He thought i was like ya fucking pro bush
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| So i give him the W and i flip him off
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| At the same time dude
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| And then he realizes like
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| «Oh shit this guy isnt a fucking pro bush guy»
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| Ya know
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| And then he
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| The the light turns green
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| And he fucking he stops in the middle of the intersection dude
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| And then his wifes like
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| You could tell shes like
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| «What are you doing»
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| Ya know
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| And so then he just takes off
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| And then the next light turns red
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| And he fucking hits reverse
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| Like hes gonna reverse into me and shit
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| And then ya know
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| I was just sat there patiently ya know
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| Just like im not gonna budge
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| Im not gonna try to drive away scared or anything
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| Ya know
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| And then he just takes off and it was it was just like nothing happened
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| But it was funny dude
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| I had to fucking do something to this guy dude
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| Fuck |