| I said there’s nothing great about the place we live in
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| Nothing great about Britain (Nothing great about Britain)
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| Sip a cup of tea whilst we’re spittin
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| There’s nothing great about Britain
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| Bottle of Bucky in Buckingham Palace
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| There’s coppers from Scotland all the way down to Dagenham
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| Waving a black cab
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| Munchin' a fag
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| Had to skip the flights, I ain’t chasing the dragon
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| You look like death warmed up
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| She ain’t a spice just a korma
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| I ain’t Dizzee, I’m just a boy in a corner
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| Call me «King Whitey», puking up off a corner
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| All I tasted is korma, ASBO restraining order
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| I put manners on a punk, 'cause I haven’t had my skunk
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| Miss teddy I ain’t ten I squeeze your neck until you pop
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| I was waiting on my friends outside the local shops
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| See the feathers turning red, white beauty hold a swan
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| Walking 'cross the Thames
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| Firing slingshots 'cause its nee naw nee naw
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| Dem waiting 'cause po
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| I am a prodigy they made me
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| I wear chains like my granddad did in slavery
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| You’re about as black as Ainsley that’s bounty
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| Appropriate the culture before they take heed
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| Change dream more shape and break please
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| 'Cause these industries are tryna constraint we
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| Pick it up
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| Put it down
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| Bend it
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| It breaks and you can’t fix it without me (Nothing great about Britain)
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| Pussyhole
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| I’m a geezer
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| Botch job the builder ain’t know better
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| So called gangster I’ll put cheese in your cellar
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| Ayia Napa popping bottles, what’s up fella?
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| You play the decoy I’ll take food from the cellar
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| Top lad oi oi oi oi, oi girl what’s your ploy
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| That man’s your boy, I’ll slap man way too coy
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| Three lions, Real McCoy, you’re EDL, real English boys, St George’s flag,
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| Doc Martin boy
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| Call her a slag, but don’t mean it boy
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| Don’t ask, don’t get, how you get, nice things, life, moves fast,
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| roundabouts and swings
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| Swings and roundabouts you’re round my kid
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| Grass ain’t always greener where the other side lives
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| Nothing great about Britain
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| Tea 'n biscuits, mash, jellied eels and a couple little trinkets
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| East end you Phil Mitchell
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| Get stabbed with the Phillips
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| Hand on my heart I swear I’m proud to be British
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| (Kate Middleton) Kate Middleton now (I'd wifey her I would)
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| I wouldn’t lie, you’re an English rose, I wouldn’t lie to you
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| I tell you how it is, I will treat you with the utmost respect only if you
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| respect me a little bit Elizabeth, you cunt
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| God save our gracious Queen
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| Long live our noble Queen
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| God save The Queen
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| Send her victorious
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| Happy and glorious
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| Long to reign over us
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| God save the Queen
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| That’s it
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| I’m the fucking king |