| I don’t wanna call you and take you to the show
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| I don’t wanna go on dates with you
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| And write you sappy notes
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| 'Cause I don’t need the hassles
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| I don’t need the headaches, too
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| And I don’t wanna be in love with you
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| I don’t wanna be in love with you
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| I don’t wanna take you for walks on the beach
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| I don’t want you hanging on me like a leech
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| 'Cause I know what you’re trying
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| I know what you’re trying to do
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| Love is a waste of my time, don’t waste my time
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| 'Cause I’ve got better things to do
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| To you love is just games
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| And googly-eyed teen romance
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| That’s why I don’t wanna be in love with you
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| I don’t wanna think about you everyday
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| I don’t wanna shower, put on aftershave
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| 'Cause love is for assholes
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| Yeah, love is for assholes, it’s true |